17.39% Literary Genius, 100% Random Insanity

Okay, so pretty much it's NOT literary genius.

Wilkommen, Bienvenue, Hytegdhwyet, Welcome. To the third branch of the wildly popular web sensation that's sweeping the universe, the almighty chronicles of Random Insanity. Where licking door handles isn't strictly prohibitted.

So, I've gotten some inspiration from my wonderful blog peeps (not to be confused with tasty marshmallow easter candy in the shape of chicks) and have now decided that I will do a blog commited solely to my writing. Now, of course I can't be as good as some people, whose writing is pretty much bloody brilliant, and whose names might so happen to start with "R" "B" and "J" and may or may not end in "ose Dawson", "loodrush" and "acque"...respectively...but I would really like some feedback on some of my stuff. :)

But be forewarned, this may get a bit personal. So if you are the type of person who is going to bring anything touchy up outside of this blog cocoon, like, IDK, at school, in the bathroom, up in a tree, please do not read any further. In other words, if you're gonna be a turd about it, get the hell out. ^-^

In conclusion...

No, wait. Before you read these posts that come right from my heart (really, there's like, a straw in my soul, and every time I write something, a little bit comes out the top...it's quite ineresting really, maybe I'll put it on Youtube sometime...) please solemnly SWEAR on your mom's right hand pointer fingernail twice removed that you will be honest. DO NOT worry about my feelings whatsoever. Say what you think, and don't sugar coat it.

But don't like, feel the need to cuss me out just cos one of my poems sucks or something.

IN CONCLLUSION, for real this time, I thank you for reading my blog. *starts sobbing* It wouldn't have been possible if not for the inspiration and motivation of my loving and caring blog community...and my grandma, HI GRANDMA! And the mail guy/girl, and the librarian at my elementary school, and the cosmetology club at Michigan State, and Ms. Henderson *gets cut off by theme music* and Tom from Myspace, and the guy who invented disposable underwear...